Dog Quotes: 88 Cute, Funny Quotes about Dogs [With Pictures]

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88 Best Quotes about Dogs and Puppies

Dog are funny, cute, smart (did I say smart? yeah!) and loyal. From a cute puppy to loyal doggy, we all love dogs.

That's why I thought to share some of best funny dog quotes and sayings about puppies. I've categorized them into two groups. Text Dog quotes and Dog quotes with pictures. Check out your favorite dog quotes by clicking the links below.


48 Funny Dog Quotes (Only Text Version)

Here you can find 48 funny dog quotes. Most are inspirational dog quotes that will make you love your dog even more. Others are I love my dog quotes.

Copy each cute dog quotes and share it with your Instagram followers, Facebook friends, Snapchat friends and Twitter followers. Yes, we've added some beautiful picture quotes about dogs at the second part of this page. Scroll down to see all dog quotes with images.

  • 1
    "If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire."
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    "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." ~ Josh Billings
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    "Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious day is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace." ~ Milan Kundera
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    “My advice to anybody, including myself, is if you're going through a bad period, and you just can't see the world's on your shoulders and no day is a good day, you're missing the whole point of the experience. And that's something dogs know from the moment they come bounding up to you as a puppy.” ~ W. Bruce Cameron
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    "Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." ~ Mark Twain
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    The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic." ~ Henry Ward
  • 7
    "The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog." - Unknown
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    "The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it." - Michel Houellebecq
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    "Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time."  - H. G. Bissinger
  • 10
    "The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it." - Michel Houellebecq
  • 11
    "If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscienceSo." - Woodrow Wilson
  • 12
    "I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." - Wendy Liebman
  • 13
    "Some angels choose fur instead of wings"
  • 14
    "Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished."
  • 15
    "My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dong thinks I am"
  • 16
    "If there are no dogs in heaven, then when i die i want to go where they went"
  • 17
    "Dogs are not our whole lives, But they make out lives whole"
  • 18
    "For the best seat in the house, you will have to move the dog"
  • 19
    "Happiness starts with a wet nose and ends with a tail."
  • 20
    "Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wage his tail." - Kinky Friedman
  • 21
    'When a dog in your life, there is always a reason to laugh.
  • 22
    "I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person." - Bill Muray
  • 23
    "Dogs are like potato chips... ....It's hard to have just one."
  • 24
    "A dog smiles with its whole face - ears, eyes, nose, whiskers, mouth, tongue." - Pam Brown, B 1928.
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    "If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I'd be happy to lock you up in the other room."
  • 26
    "Be the person your dog thinks you are."
  • 27
    "Sometimes you don't need words to feel better; you just need the nearness of your dog." - Natalie Lloyd
  • 28
    "The average dog is nicer person than the average person" - Andy Roony
  • 29
    "Some people will never understand how much I love my dog, but that's ok. My dog knows!"
  • 30
    "The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditional as a dog." - MK. Clinton, Animal-fiction author.
  • 31
    "When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated." -  Sara Paretsky
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    " The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog."
  • 33
    "Money can buy a lot of things, but it doesn't wiggle its butt everytime you come in the door.
  • 34
    "The dog represents all that is best in man." - Elienne Charlet
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    "Even if you spend whole day with him, he misses you the moment you leave. Such is the love of a dog." - Unknown
  • 36
    "Dalmations are not only superior to other dogs, they are like all dogs, infinitely less stupid than men" - Eugene O'Meil
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    "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams
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     "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people. who are incomplete of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." - Sigmund Freud
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     "Who can believe that there is no soul behind the luminous eyes of a dog" - Theophile Gautler
  • 40
    "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies. It comes from the love in my dog's eyes."
  • 41
    "A dog has one aim in life... to bestow his heart." - J.R. Ackerley.
  • 42
    "Everything I know, I learned from dogs." - Nora Roberts
  • 43
    "All you need is love & a dog"
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    "My dog is my baby. I cannot find words to explain how much having my dog in my life means to me. But, I do know that without my dog my world would be so much more dark and empty."
  • 45
    "God sent angels down to earth in the form of dogs with notes saying don't judge, just love... ...They ate the notes, but they keep trying to deliver the message."
  • 46
    "There's no such thing as a bad day when you come home to a puppy!"
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    "I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it." - Abraham Lincoln.
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    "If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?"

Do You Know? Canis lupus familiaris is the scientific name for dogs!


40 Best Quotes about Dogs with Pictures

Here're another 40+ funny and cute quotes about dogs and their loyalty, love, inspiration and affection. Use social share buttons to share dog quote pictures with your friends, followers on social networks such as Pinterest and Tumblr. (They love cute dog picture quotes too! 🙂 )

Dog Quotes #1

You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us. - Robert L. Stevenson

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Dog Quotes #2

The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. – Stanley Coren

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The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. - Stanley Coren

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Dog Quotes #3

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can’t be all bad. – Leo Rosten

 

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Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

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Dog Quotes #4

Those who love dogs, know something about God. – Fakeer Ishavardas

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Those who love dogs, know something about God. - Fakeer Ishavardas

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Dog Quotes #5

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Dog Quotes #6

I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it. – Cesar Millan

man with a dog and a saying about dogs

I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it. - Cesar Millan

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Dog Quotes #7

If you live with dogs, you’ll never run out of things to write about. – Sharon Delarose

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If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about. - Sharon Delarose

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Dog Quotes #8

Peer into your loving dog’s eyes and you will have seen true trust and loyalty. – Jeff Tikari

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Peer into your loving dog's eyes and you will have seen true trust and loyalty. - Jeff Tikari

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Dog Quotes #9

I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. – John Steinbeck

a strong dog looking at me

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. - John Steinbeck

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Dog Quotes #10

Joyful, joyful, joyful, as only dogs know how to be happy with only the autonomy of their shameless spirit. – Pablo Neruda

a tiny, beautiful dog looking at

Joyful, joyful, joyful,as only dogs know how to be happywith only the autonomyof their shameless spirit. - Pablo Neruda

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Dog Quotes #11

Questers of the truth, that’s who dogs are; seekers after the invisible scent of another being’s authentic core. – Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

a dog moving among grass

Questers of the truth, that’s who dogs are; seekers after the invisible scent of another being’s authentic core. - Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

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Dog Quotes #12

Heaven’s the place where all the dogs you’ve ever loved come to greet you. – Unknown Author 516

a baby dog is sitting on a stone and looking at the corner

Heaven's the place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you. - Unknown Author

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Did you know: Dogs are as smart as a 2-year-old baby. (Souce: Factslides.com)


Dog Quotes #13

Even in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution! – Mehmet Murat ildan

 

a dog moving in a pavement with his master

Even in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution! - Mehmet Murat ildan

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Dog Quotes #14

Don’t make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they’ll treat you like dogs. – Martha Scott

a dog sitting near the boy and girl in a beach. but is looking at another side

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

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Dog Quotes #15

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. – Marilyn Monroe

a small dog is sitting on the floor and watching

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

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Dog Quotes #16

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger A. Caras

 

a dog and man in outdoor at sunshine. the dog's walking towards man who is kneeling

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger A. Caras

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Dog Quotes #17

Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really. – Agnes Sligh Turnbull

a black dog is stretching on the floor and thinking about something

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really. - Agnes Sligh Turnbull

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Dog Quotes #18

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. – Mary Bly

a dogie is running on the grass floor.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Mary Bly

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Dog Quotes #19

Dogs are gonna take over the world. It’s a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible. – Green Day

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Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible. - Green Day

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Dog Quotes #20

Dogs are actually very smart, it’s just that they’re rather clumsy, but it’s this trait that makes humans attracted to them and why I love dogs so much. – Hiromu Arakawa

a man is fishing with a dog. the dog is looking at the water

Dogs are actually very smart, it's just that they're rather clumsy, but it's this trait that makes humans attracted to them and why I love dogs so much.

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Dog Quotes #21

Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us. – Ashly Lorenzana

a dog sitting on the grass is looking at camera.

Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us. - Ashly Lorenzana

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Dog Quotes #22

Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards. – Diogenes of Sinope

two dogs on a conversation

Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards. - Diogenes of Sinope

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Dog Quotes #23

Dogs are lonesome creatures who needs a someone that will love him for eternity, Once they’ve found the one, He will protect it, believing that he is the only one who could accept him. – Ammiel Josiah Monterde

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Dogs are lonesome creatures who needs a someone that will love him for eternity - Ammiel Josiah Monterde

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Dog Quotes #24

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives filled. – Dog Lover

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives filled. - Dog Lover

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Dog Quotes #25

Dogs are often happier than men simply because the simplest things are the greatest things for them! – Mehmet Murat ildan

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Dogs are often happier than men simply because the simplest things are the greatest things for them! - Mehmet Murat ildan

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Dog Quotes #26

Dogs are the best example of a being who doesn’t need to lie to protect someone’s pride. – Ammiel Josiah Monterde

a dog has stretched on the floor and looking at camera

Dogs are the best example of a being who doesn't need to lie to protect someone's pride. - Ammiel Josiah Monterde

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Dog Quotes #27

Dogs are happy with few things because they have already observed man who is unhappy with many things! – Mehmet Murat ildan

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Dogs are happy with few things because they have already observed man who is unhappy with many things! - Mehmet Murat ildan

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Dog Quotes #28

Dogs are the only non-primate animal to look into man’s eyes. My mother, behind my ears. – Grant Walker

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Dogs are the only non-primate animal to look into man's eyes. My mother, behind my ears. - Grant Walker

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Dog Quotes #29

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. – Jerome K. Jerome

a long quote about dogs

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself. Jerome K. Jerome

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Dog Quotes #30

The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on. – Joseph Needham

a dog runs on the pavement

The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on. - Joseph Needham

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Dog Quotes #31

As dogs are to bark, some people are to mock. – Junaid e Mustafa

three dogs looks at one thing and dog quote image

As dogs are to bark, some people are to mock. - Junaid e Mustafa

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Dog Quotes #32

A good friend is someone who can love you like a dog and talk to you like a human. – Debasish Mridha M.D.

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A good friend is someone who can love you like a dog and talk to you like a human. - Debasish Mridha M.D.

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Dog Quotes #33

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. – George Jean Nathan

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Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. - George Jean Nathan

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Dog Quotes #34

Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behavior problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than love and respect. – Michael W. Fox

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Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behavior problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than love and respect. - Michael W. Fox

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Dog Quotes #35

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”  – Groucho Marx

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“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx

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Dog Quotes #36

“Happiness is a warm puppy.” ― Charles M. Schulz

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“Happiness is a warm puppy.” ― Charles M. Schulz

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Dog Quotes #37

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
― Mark Twain

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“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” - Mark Twain

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Dog Quotes #38

“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
― Mark Twain

a barking dog near a river

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

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Dog Quotes #39

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dave Barry

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. - Dave Barry

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Dog Quotes #40

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
― Josh Billings

a woman is playing with a dog

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”― Josh Billings

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