Dog Quotes: 88 Cute, Funny Quotes about Dogs [With Pictures]

You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us. – Robert Louis Stevenson

The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. – Stanley Coren

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can’t be all bad. – Leo Rosten

Those who love dogs, know something about God. – Fakeer Ishavardas

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers

I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it. – Cesar Millan

If you live with dogs, you’ll never run out of things to write about. – Sharon Delarose

Peer into your loving dog’s eyes and you will have seen true trust and loyalty. – Jeff Tikari

I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. – John Steinbeck

Joyful, joyful, joyful, as only dogs know how to be happy with only the autonomy of their shameless spirit. – Pablo Neruda

Questers of the truth, that’s who dogs are; seekers after the invisible scent of another being’s authentic core. – Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

Heaven’s the place where all the dogs you’ve ever loved come to greet you. – Unknown Author 516

Even in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution! – Mehmet Murat ildan

Don’t make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they’ll treat you like dogs. – Martha Scott

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. – Marilyn Monroe

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger A. Caras

Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really. – Agnes Sligh Turnbull

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. – Mary Bly

Dogs are gonna take over the world. It’s a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible. – Green Day

Dogs are actually very smart, it’s just that they’re rather clumsy, but it’s this trait that makes humans attracted to them and why I love dogs so much. – Hiromu Arakawa

Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us. – Ashly Lorenzana

Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards. – Diogenes of Sinope

Dogs are lonesome creatures who needs a someone that will love him for eternity, Once they’ve found the one, He will protect it, believing that he is the only one who could accept him. – Ammiel Josiah Monterde

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives filled. – Dog Lover

Dogs are often happier than men simply because the simplest things are the greatest things for them! – Mehmet Murat ildan

Dogs are the best example of a being who doesn’t need to lie to protect someone’s pride. – Ammiel Josiah Monterde

Dogs are happy with few things because they have already observed man who is unhappy with many things! – Mehmet Murat ildan

Dogs are the only non-primate animal to look into man’s eyes. My mother, behind my ears. – Grant Walker

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. – Jerome K. Jerome

The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on. – Joseph Needham

As dogs are to bark, some people are to mock. – Junaid e Mustafa

A good friend is someone who can love you like a dog and talk to you like a human. – Debasish Mridha M.D.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. – George Jean Nathan

Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behavior problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than love and respect. – Michael W. Fox

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”  – Groucho Marx

“Happiness is a warm puppy.” ― Charles M. Schulz

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
― Mark Twain

“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
― Mark Twain

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dave Barry

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
― Josh Billings