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88 Best Quotes about Dogs and Puppies
Dog are funny, cute, smart (did I say smart? yeah!) and loyal. From a cute puppy to loyal doggy, we all love dogs.
That’s why I thought to share some of best funny dog quotes and sayings about puppies. I’ve categorized them into two groups. Text Dog quotes and Dog quotes with pictures. Check out your favorite dog quotes by clicking the links below.
48 Funny Dog Quotes (Only Text Version)
Here you can find 48 funny dog quotes. Most are inspirational dog quotes that will make you love your dog further. Others are I love my dog quotes.
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- 1“If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.”
- 2“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” ~ Josh Billings
- 3“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious day is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring–it was peace.” ~ Milan Kundera
- 4“My advice to anybody, including myself, is if you’re going through a bad period, and you just can’t see the world’s on your shoulders and no day is a good day, you’re missing the whole point of the experience. And that’s something dogs know from the moment they come bounding up to you as a puppy.” ~ W. Bruce Cameron
- 5“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” ~ Mark Twain
- 6The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.” ~ Henry Ward
- 7“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.” – Unknown
- 8“The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.” – Michel Houellebecq
- 9“Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.” – H. G. Bissinger
- 10“The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.” – Michel Houellebecq
- 11“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscienceSo.” – Woodrow Wilson
- 12“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” – Wendy Liebman
- 13“Some angels choose fur instead of wings”
- 14“Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.”
- 15“My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dong thinks I am”
- 16“If there are no dogs in heaven, then when i die i want to go where they went”
- 17“Dogs are not our whole lives, But they make out lives whole”
- 18“For the best seat in the house, you will have to move the dog”
- 19“Happiness starts with a wet nose and ends with a tail.”
- 20“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wage his tail.” – Kinky Friedman
- 21‘When a dog in your life, there is always a reason to laugh.
- 22“I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.” – Bill Muray
- 23“Dogs are like potato chips… ….It’s hard to have just one.”
- 24“A dog smiles with its whole face – ears, eyes, nose, whiskers, mouth, tongue.” – Pam Brown, B 1928.
- 25“If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you up in the other room.”
- 26“Be the person your dog thinks you are.”
- 27“Sometimes you don’t need words to feel better; you just need the nearness of your dog.” – Natalie Lloyd
- 28“The average dog is nicer person than the average person” – Andy Roony
- 29“Some people will never understand how much I love my dog, but that’s ok. My dog knows!”
- 30“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditional as a dog.” – MK. Clinton, Animal-fiction author.
- 31“When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.” – Sara Paretsky
- 32” The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.”
- 33“Money can buy a lot of things, but it doesn’t wiggle its butt everytime you come in the door.
- 34“The dog represents all that is best in man.” – Elienne Charlet
- 35“Even if you spend whole day with him, he misses you the moment you leave. Such is the love of a dog.” – Unknown
- 36“Dalmations are not only superior to other dogs, they are like all dogs, infinitely less stupid than men” – Eugene O’Meil
- 37“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” – Ben Williams
- 38 “Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people. who are incomplete of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.” – Sigmund Freud
- 39 “Who can believe that there is no soul behind the luminous eyes of a dog” – Theophile Gautler
- 40“My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies. It comes from the love in my dog’s eyes.”
- 41“A dog has one aim in life… to bestow his heart.” – J.R. Ackerley.
- 42“Everything I know, I learned from dogs.” – Nora Roberts
- 43“All you need is love & a dog”
- 44“My dog is my baby. I cannot find words to explain how much having my dog in my life means to me. But, I do know that without my dog my world would be so much more dark and empty.”
- 45“God sent angels down to earth in the form of dogs with notes saying don’t judge, just love… …They ate the notes, but they keep trying to deliver the message.”
- 46“There’s no such thing as a bad day when you come home to a puppy!”
- 47“I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.” – Abraham Lincoln.
- 48“If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?”
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40 Best Quotes about Dogs with Pictures
Here’re another 40+ funny and cute quotes about dogs and their loyalty, love, inspiration, and affection. Use the social share buttons to share dog quote pictures with your friends, followers on social networks such as Pinterest and Tumblr. (They love cute dog picture quotes too! 🙂 )
Dog Quotes#1
You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us. – Robert Louis Stevenson
You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us. – Robert L. Stevenson
Dog Quotes #2
The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. – Stanley Coren
The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. – Stanley Coren
Dog Quotes #3
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can’t be all bad. – Leo Rosten
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can’t be all bad. – Leo Rosten
Dog Quotes #4
Those who love dogs, know something about God. – Fakeer Ishavardas
Those who love dogs, know something about God. – Fakeer Ishavardas
Dog Quotes #5
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers
Dog Quotes #6
I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it. – Cesar Millan
I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it. – Cesar Millan
Dog Quotes #7
If you live with dogs, you’ll never run out of things to write about. – Sharon Delarose
If you live with dogs, you’ll never run out of things to write about. – Sharon Delarose
Dog Quotes #8
Peer into your loving dog’s eyes and you will have seen true trust and loyalty. – Jeff Tikari
Peer into your loving dog’s eyes and you will have seen true trust and loyalty. – Jeff Tikari
Dog Quotes #9
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. – John Steinbeck
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. – John Steinbeck
Dog Quotes #10
Joyful, joyful, joyful, as only dogs know how to be happy with only the autonomy of their shameless spirit. – Pablo Neruda
Joyful, joyful, joyful, as only dogs know how to be happy with only the autonomy of their shameless spirit. – Pablo Neruda
Dog Quotes #11
Questers of the truth, that’s who dogs are; seekers after the invisible scent of another being’s authentic core. – Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
Questers of the truth, that’s who dogs are; seekers after the invisible scent of another being’s authentic core. – Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
Dog Quotes #12
Heaven’s the place where all the dogs you’ve ever loved come to greet you. – Unknown Author 516
Heaven’s the place where all the dogs you’ve ever loved come to greet you. – Unknown Author
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Dog Quotes #13
Even in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution! – Mehmet Murat ildan
Even in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution! – Mehmet Murat ildan
Dog Quotes #14
Don’t make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they’ll treat you like dogs. – Martha Scott
Don’t make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they’ll treat you like dogs. – Martha Scott
Dog Quotes #15
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. – Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. – Marilyn Monroe
Dog Quotes #16
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger A. Caras
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger A. Caras
Dog Quotes #17
Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really. – Agnes Sligh Turnbull
Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really. – Agnes Sligh Turnbull
Dog Quotes #18
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. – Mary Bly
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. – Mary Bly
Dog Quotes #19
Dogs are gonna take over the world. It’s a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible. – Green Day
Dogs are gonna take over the world. It’s a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible. – Green Day
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Dog Quotes #20
Dogs are actually very smart, it’s just that they’re rather clumsy, but it’s this trait that makes humans attracted to them and why I love dogs so much. – Hiromu Arakawa
Dogs are actually very smart, it’s just that they’re rather clumsy, but it’s this trait that makes humans attracted to them and why I love dogs so much.
Dog Quotes #21
Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us. – Ashly Lorenzana
Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us. – Ashly Lorenzana
Dog Quotes #22
Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards. – Diogenes of Sinope
Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards. – Diogenes of Sinope
Dog Quotes #23
Dogs are lonesome creatures who needs a someone that will love him for eternity, Once they’ve found the one, He will protect it, believing that he is the only one who could accept him. – Ammiel Josiah Monterde
Dogs are lonesome creatures who needs a someone that will love him for eternity – Ammiel Josiah Monterde
Dog Quotes #24
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives filled. – Dog Lover
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives filled. – Dog Lover
Dog Quotes #25
Dogs are often happier than men simply because the simplest things are the greatest things for them! – Mehmet Murat ildan
Dogs are often happier than men simply because the simplest things are the greatest things for them! – Mehmet Murat ildan
Dog Quotes #26
Dogs are the best example of a being who doesn’t need to lie to protect someone’s pride. – Ammiel Josiah Monterde
Dogs are the best example of a being who doesn’t need to lie to protect someone’s pride. – Ammiel Josiah Monterde
Dog Quotes #27
Dogs are happy with few things because they have already observed man who is unhappy with many things! – Mehmet Murat ildan
Dogs are happy with few things because they have already observed man who is unhappy with many things! – Mehmet Murat ildan
Dog Quotes #28
Dogs are the only non-primate animal to look into man’s eyes. My mother, behind my ears. – Grant Walker
Dogs are the only non-primate animal to look into man’s eyes. My mother, behind my ears. – Grant Walker
Dog Quotes #29
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. – Jerome K. Jerome
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself. Jerome K. Jerome
Dog Quotes #30
The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on. – Joseph Needham
The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on. – Joseph Needham
Dog Quotes #31
As dogs are to bark, some people are to mock. – Junaid e Mustafa
As dogs are to bark, some people are to mock. – Junaid e Mustafa
Dog Quotes #32
A good friend is someone who can love you like a dog and talk to you like a human. – Debasish Mridha M.D.
A good friend is someone who can love you like a dog and talk to you like a human. – Debasish Mridha M.D.
Dog Quotes #33
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. – George Jean Nathan
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. – George Jean Nathan
Dog Quotes #34
Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behavior problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than love and respect. – Michael W. Fox
Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behavior problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than love and respect. – Michael W. Fox
Dog Quotes #35
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx
Dog Quotes #36
“Happiness is a warm puppy.” ― Charles M. Schulz
“Happiness is a warm puppy.” ― Charles M. Schulz
Dog Quotes #37
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” ― Mark Twain
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” – Mark Twain
Dog Quotes #38
“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.” ― Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain
Dog Quotes #39
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. Dave Barry
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry
Dog Quotes #40
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” ― Josh Billings
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”― Josh Billings
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